The worst thing about sex is having to get up and wash your hands before you can start knitting again. Lame!
Slightly related: String Theory has BULKY YARN OMG! My yarn diet is seriously being tested. Ok self: when we've used up enough yarn, we can buy ourselves some gorgeous bulky stuff to make ourselves something awesome. For our very strict definition of "enough." Now get off the internet, we should have been asleep hours ago.
Slightly more related: get wet wipes.